My roommate: (4) button-down oxfords; (3) short-sleeved polo shirts; (2) pair of shorts; (2) twill baseball caps; (6) pair of socks
He would go on to be a high powered attorney in New York, writing contracts. I would go on to IT middle-management in Pugetropolis, writing blogs. But to this day, I still get great satisfaction from the fact that he didn't catch that my cologne was not an article of clothing.
The devil and the preppy are in the details.